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EVERY SUNDAY @ 10:00pm $5
SWEET & NASTY BURLESQUE
RiFiFi 332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
Nasty Canasta and Veronika Sweet and their special guests extend your weekend fun to Sunday nights with tassel-twirling titillation!

Wednesday, July 2 @ 10:00 PM $5
SLOPPY SECONDS
Slipper Room 169 Orchard St.
Burlesque and go-go with live music by Fisherman's Vibraphonic Burlesque Orchestra and performances by Nasty Canasta, Jo Boobs and Miss Saturn, hosted by Mel Frye!

Thursday, July 3 @ 10:00 PM $10
GLAMDAMMIT
Don Hill's 511 Greenwich St. @ Spring St.
Glamdammit presents Fifteen Minutes! twig the wonderkid, michael t, harley sears, and punk ass jason salute the warhol factory with iconic artwork and visuals by xris smack video lab. Hosted by georgie seville [motherf*cker] and justin tranter [semi-precious weapons], with glam make-overs by jenny strangelove, sexy go-gos apathy and jessie lee and late night cabaret by nasty canasta @ 2am, plus live performances by the rats (10 pm) and the hunt (11 pm).

Thursday, July 3 @ 11:00 PM July is heating up!...
PRIVATE PARTY
July is heating up!

Sunday, July 6 @ 10:00 PM $5
SWEET & NASTY BURLESQUE
RiFiFi 332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
Just in time for barbecue season, it's THE MEAT SHOW! With Nasty Canasta, Clams Casino, Anita Cookie, Delirium Tremens, and introducing fresh meat Joey Kipp!

Monday, July 7 @ 9:00 PM $10
MONDAY NIGHT BURLESQUE GRAND RELAUNCH GALA
The Former Galapagos 70 N. 6th St., Williamsburg, Bklyn
Monday Night Burlesque is back! The heart of New York burlesque is getting a jolt of new life as the best burlesque performers in New York take over The Art Space Formerly Known as Galapagos. On July 7th, 2008 at 8:00pm, Doc Wasabassco brings you The New Monday Night Burlesque Grand Relaunch Gala, a full evening of entertainment featuring New York's burlesque A-list, including: Angie Pontani, Anita Cookie, Clams Casino, Creamy Stevens, Dirty Martini, GiGi La Femme, Helen Pontani, Jo Boobs, Jonny Porkpie, Julie Atlas Muz, Little Brooklyn, Nasty Canasta, Peekaboo Pointe, Pinchbottom Burlesque, Ruby Valentine, Seth Herzog, Tigger!, and The World Famous Pontani Sisters, with Go-Go by Bird of Paradise, Lady Lucerne, and Madame Rosebud.
7pm: Doors | 8pm: Go- Go Dance Party | 9pm-Midnight: Burlesque

Thursday, July 10 @ 9:00 PM $10
AN INCREDIBLE EDIBLE BURLESQUE SHOW
Triad Theater 158 W. 72nd St. @ Broadway
Burlesque goes uptown for a show brought to you by Akynos and hosted by The World Famous *BOB*! With performances by Gigi La Femme, Nasty Canasta & Jonny Porkpie of Pinchbottom Burlesque, Duck, Club Charles Burlesque, Connie Baker, Joseph Keckler and more.

Friday, July 11 @ 10:00 PM $10
BURLESQUE IN THE LIVING ROOM
Living Room Lounge 245 23rd St., Brooklyn
Wasabassco Burlesque presents hot girls, comfy couches and cold drinks!
Starring Gigi LaFemme, with performances by Nasty Canasta, Anita Cookie and more TBA!

Saturday, July 12 @ 10:00 PM $TBA
THE SHORE THING
Asbury Lanes 209 4th Ave., Asbury Park, NJ
Pinchbottom and Casino-O'Fortune Entertainment team up to bring you a burlesque road trip bowling movie extravaganza!
With performances by Anita Cookie, Clams Casino, Jonny Porkpie, Nasty Canasta, Neil O'Fortune and Ruby Valentine - plus tasty food, cold drinks, and bowling on the Jersey Shore!

Sunday, July 13 @ 10:00 PM $5
SWEET & NASTY BURLESQUE
RiFiFi 332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
Sweet & Nasty presents What I Did On My Summer Vacation! Hosted by Albert Cadabra, with performances by Nasty Canasta, Alexa Fleur, Honi Harlow and Jo Boobs.

Monday, July 14 @ 10:00 PM $10
MONDAY NIGHT BURLESQUE
70 North 6th St. Williamsburg, Bklyn
A new show every week featuring the best in burlesque, performers who will tease and tantalize with amazing, sexy, inventive, sexy, award-winning--and did we mention sexy?--acts. See the artists whose talent made burlesque into one of the most respected and vibrant performance forms around. Full lineup TBA.
Then stick around for MONDAY NIGHT BLUE at midnight - Just because it's technically Tuesday doesn't mean Monday Night Burlesque is over! When the clock strikes twelve, host GiGi La Femme brings out the steamiest acts in town for an hour of tease that put the "risk" back in risqué.

Wednesday, July 16 @ 10:00 PM $20
REVEALED
Under St. Mark's 94 St. Marks Pl. (bet 1st & A)
Horse Trade presents a GiGi la femme & Doc Wasabassco Production
Revealed is a cutting-edge burlesque show with a twist. This unique and extra-sultry night of cabaret features the sexiest, most notorious burlesque performers in New York giving you more bang for your buck than any other show in town. Revealed promises more burlesque than you've ever seen before!
With tantalizing performances by Clams Casino, Peekaboo Pointe, Harvest Moon, Ruby Valentine, Gigi La Femme and Kobayashi Maru. Hosted by Bastard Keith.
Doors at 9:30pm, Show at 10:00pm. Admission $20.00. Tickets available at the door (cash only) or through SmartTix @ 212-868-4444 or at www.horsetrade.info
For more info, visit: www.myspace.com/revealedburlesque

Friday, July 18 @ 10:00 PM $15
PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR!
Collective: Unconscious 279 Church St. (bet Franklin & White)
Pinchbottom declares WAR! (Or, Full Frontal Jacket), hosted by Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie, with performances by Bastard Keith, Clams Casino, Doc Wasabassco, Naughtia Nice, Amber Ray, Anita Cookie & Scott Rayow, Dirty Martini, Lukki, Pookie Patootie and Tigger!
Advance tickets (recommended) available HERE!

Saturday, July 19 @ 10:00 PM $15
PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR!
Collective: Unconscious 279 Church St. (bet Franklin & White)
Pinchbottom declares WAR! (Or, Full Frontal Jacket), hosted by Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie, with performances by Bastard Keith, Clams Casino, Doc Wasabassco, Naughtia Nice, Amber Ray, Anita Cookie & Scott Rayow, Dirty Martini, Lukki, Pookie Patootie and Tigger!
Advance tickets (recommended) available HERE!

Saturday, July 19 @ 11:59 PM $15
BADASS BURLESQUE
Bowery Poetry Club 308 Bowery @ Bleecker
Velocity Chyaldd brings you BadAss Burlesque - this month it's the final BUSH BASH!
Full lineup TBA!

Sunday, July 20 @ 7:00 PM $15
PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR!
Collective: Unconscious 279 Church St. (bet Franklin & White)
Pinchbottom declares WAR! (Or, Full Frontal Jacket), hosted by Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie, with performances by Bastard Keith, Clams Casino, Doc Wasabassco, Naughtia Nice, Amber Ray, Anita Cookie & Scott Rayow, Dirty Martini, Lukki, Pookie Patootie and Tigger!
Advance tickets (recommended) available HERE!

Sunday, July 20 @ 10:00 PM $5
SWEET & NASTY BURLESQUE
RiFiFi 332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
Sweet & Nasty presents FILTH. Hosted by Anita Cookie, with performances by Nasty Canasta, Legs Malone, Pookie Patootie, and special guests The Wet Spots (Toronto) and Ariyana La Fey (San Francisco)!

Thursday, July 24 @ 10:00 PM $10
MISS PINCHBOTTOM 1983 PAGEANT
Burlesque at the Beach 1208 Surf Ave. @ W. 12th St., Coney Island, Brooklyn
Beauty, poise, intelligence, and a nice ass: these are the qualities necessary to earn the coveted title of Miss Pinchbottom 1983. Witness the drama as world-class finalists Nasty Canasta, Clams Casino, GiGi La Femme, Scarlet Sinclair and Tigger! clamber to the top of the heap in the contest for the crown. Celebrity MC Jonny Porkpie fuels the fires as elegance and charm are flung about at the 25th Annual Miss Pinchbottom 1983 Pageant at Burlesque on the Beach.

Friday, July 25 @ 10:00 PM $10
WASABASSCO BURLESQUE
Palace of Wonders 1210 H Street NE Washington, DC
Wasabassco - producer of the best burlesque from Brooklyn USA and manufacturer of a damn fine hot sauce, too - comes to Palace of Wonders! Come see (and taste) what happens when the the already saucy guys and gals of Wasabassco Burlesque are hit with an extra dash of spicy goodness!
Starring Anita Cookie, GiGi La Femme, Nasty Canasta, Jonny Porkpie and Doc Wasabassco.

Saturday, July 26 @ 10:30 PM $5
MR. CHOADE'S UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS
Slipper Room 167 Orchard St.
NYC's longest-running burlesque show! With burlesque and go-go by Nasty Canasta and more TBA.
Continuous performances from 10:30 till 2 am!

Sunday, July 27 @ 10:00 PM $5
SWEET & NASTY BURLESQUE
RiFiFi 332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
Sweet & Nasty presents Hollywood Blondes, a night of flaxen fabulousness! Hosted by Nasty Canasta, with performances by Ruby Valentine, Peekaboo Pointe, Weirdee Girl and birthday girl Precious Little!

Wednesday, July 30 @ 9:00 PM $ Free
ROYALE ROYALE
Royale 506 5th Ave., Brooklyn
Jonny Porkpie hosts this monthly burlesque showcase, featuring some of the best in local performance: Anita Cookie, GiGi La Femme, Nasty Canasta and Peekaboo Pointe.
No cover courtesy of the bar!

Thursday, July 31 @ 10:00 PM $10
BUNNY LOVE'S LITTLE FRIDAY
Burlesque at the Beach Surf Ave. & West 12th St., Coney Island, Bklyn
Bunny Love presents Night of a Thousand Marilyns! With burlesque tributes to Marilyn Monroe by Nasty Canasta and many more.
Full lineup TBA!

Sunday, August 3 @ 10:00 PM $ 5
SWEET & NASTY BURLESQUE
RiFiFi 332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
Hosted by Schaffer the Darklord, with performances by Nasty Canasta, GiGi La Femme, Miss Allison and Pinkie Special.

Thursday, August 7 @ 10:00 PM $10
THAT'S AMORE
Burlesque at the Beach Surf Ave. & West 12th St., Coney Island, Bklyn
Dirty Martini presents "That's Amore," AllItalia Burlesque straight from the mean streets of Napoli!
Dirty Martini has just returned from a month of performing with Cabaret New Burlesque at the first ever Napoli Theater Festival and wanted to bring a bit of the homeland back to Brooklyn as only she can. The show features tour mate Harvest Moon, Nasty Canasta, Bambi the Mermaid and Bunny Love!

Friday, August 8 @ 10:00 PM $10
BURLESQUE IN THE LIVING ROOM
Living Room Lounge 245 23rd St., Brooklyn
Wasabassco Burlesque presents hot girls, comfy couches and cold drinks!
Starring Gigi LaFemme, with performances by Nasty Canasta, Anita Cookie, Precious Little and Scarlet Sinclair.

Saturday, August 9 @ 10:30 PM $5
MR. CHOADE'S UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS
Slipper Room 167 Orchard St.
NYC's longest-running burlesque show! With burlesque and go-go by Nasty Canasta and more TBA.
Continuous performances from 10:30 till 2 am!

Sunday, August 10 @ 10:00 PM $5
SWEET & NASTY BURLESQUE
RiFiFi 332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
Sweet & Nasty Burlesque presents Virgins!
Nasty Canasta hosts a night of new-dity, with performers never-before-seen on the Sweet & Nasty stage! With LaJohn Joseph, Stormy Leather, Lady Lucerne and Sizzle Dizzle.

Thursday, August 14 @ 10:00 PM $10
ANITA'S UNDERGROUND
Under St. Mark's 94 St. Mark's Pl. (bet 1st & A)
Burlesque star Anita Cookie loves to drink almost as much as she loves to play games! COME ON DOWN to Anita's Underground Game Show, where anyone can be a winner… even YOU! It's The Price Is Right with boobs and booze, an interactive game show where contestants randomly selected from the audience play pricing games to win baked goods, free booze, and so much more!
This month Anita is joined by drinking buddy Nasty Canasta!

Friday, August 15 @ 10:00 PM $15
SNAP! CRACKLE! STRIP!
Burlesque at the Beach 1208 Surf Ave. @ W. 12th St., Coney Island, Brooklyn
Jo Boobs brings you a night of cereal-inspired striptease! With performances by Nasty Canasta and many more TBA!

Sunday, August 17 @ 10:00 PM $5
SWEET & NASTY BURLESQUE
RiFiFi 332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
Nasty Canasta is joined by Minnie Tonka, Gal Friday and more fabulous performers TBA!

Monday, August 18 @ 8:00 PM $10
FRESH FACES SHOWCASE
70 North 6th St. Williamsburg, Bklyn
The new Monday Night Burlesque kicks off the evening with a showcase of up-and-coming tassel-twirlers! Hosted by Nasty Canasta, with a full lineup TBA.
Admission includes 9pm go-go party, 10pm Main Event show, and Monday Night Blue at midnight!

Tuesday, August 19 @ 10:00 PM $20
REVEALED
Under St. Mark's 94 St. Marks Pl. (bet 1st & A)
Horse Trade presents a GiGi la femme & Doc Wasabassco Production
Revealed is a cutting-edge burlesque show with a twist. This unique and extra-sultry night of cabaret features the sexiest, most notorious burlesque performers in New York giving you more bang for your buck than any other show in town. Revealed promises more burlesque than you've ever seen before!
With tantalizing performances by Clams Casino, Peekaboo Pointe, Harvest Moon, Ruby Valentine, Gigi La Femme and Kobayashi Maru. Hosted by Bastard Keith.
Doors at 9:30pm, Show at 10:00pm. Admission $20.00. Tickets available at the door (cash only) or through SmartTix @ 212-868-4444 or at www.horsetrade.info
For more info, visit: www.myspace.com/revealedburlesque

Sunday, August 24 @ 10:00 PM $5
SWEET & NASTY BURLESQUE
RiFiFi 332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
Hosted by Albert Cadabra, with performances by Nasty Canasta, Ruby Valentine, Weirdee Girl and Amber Ray!

Saturday, August 30 @ 10:00 PM $10
WASABASSCO BURLESQUE
Palace of Wonders 1210 H Street NE Washington, DC
Wasabassco - producer of the best burlesque from Brooklyn USA and manufacturer of a damn fine hot sauce, too - comes to Palace of Wonders! Come see (and taste) what happens when the the already saucy guys and gals of Wasabassco Burlesque are hit with an extra dash of spicy goodness!
Starring Anita Cookie, GiGi La Femme, Nasty Canasta, Jonny Porkpie and Doc Wasabassco.

Sunday, August 31 @ 10:00 PM $5
SWEET & NASTY BURLESQUE
RiFiFi 332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
Celebrate Labor Day the traditional way - with burlesque! With performances by Nasty Canasta, Harvest Moon, Bird of Paradise and more TBA!